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Gen X in the Golden Years.

The Curate Visits the Patients

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"My bottom went to sleep."

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

I'll remember where I'm going in a minute...

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Now when I was a lad..."

"This is the place we were telling you about, Mum. Doesn't it look lovely?"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Dog on man's stair lift

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

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"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

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