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Gen X in the Golden Years.

James Bond: Senior Years.

The Curate Visits the Patients

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"My bottom went to sleep."

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

I'll remember where I'm going in a minute...

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Now when I was a lad..."

"This is the place we were telling you about, Mum. Doesn't it look lovely?"

Old Frogs' Home

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Dog on man's stair lift

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."