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Medicare for All? That's Not Nearly Enough

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Weather channel.

'Come die with me.'

Old Frogs' Home

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Tired Woods

James Bond: Senior Years.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Remembering His Marbles

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Home for the elderly

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

The Old Elves Home

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Gen X in the Golden Years.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'