Moving Into Nursing Home T-Shirts

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

A DIY disaster.

Handle With Care

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old Frogs' Home

'Come die with me.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Remembering His Marbles

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

IKEA Book

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.