Transition To Assisted Living T-Shirts

"How’s your arthritis? All your tools are for opening jars."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old Frogs' Home

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Come die with me.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Tired Woods

James Bond: Senior Years.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Remembering His Marbles

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."