Transition To Assisted Living Pillows

"How’s your arthritis? All your tools are for opening jars."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Remembering His Marbles

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The Old Elves Home

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."