Elderly Care Transition Pillows

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Fetch the Walker

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Caution Student Driver.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Care Home Eject Button.

"My butt is loose!"

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.