Transitioning From Care Pillows

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Gen X in the Golden Years.

Assisted Living.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"

"Now when I was a lad..."

Medication prices for the elderly

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'