Elderly Care Transition Mugs

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Handle With Care

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Fetch the Walker

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Caution Student Driver.

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Care Home Eject Button.

"My butt is loose!"

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers