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As old age encroached, Arthur was glad to have so many memories to draw upon.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Handle With Care

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Senior Jeopardy!

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

Old Frogs' Home

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Remembering His Marbles

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."