Move To Assisted Living Prints

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Senior Jeopardy!

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'