Moving Homes Gifts

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

"How much for the sign?"

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

Garage Sale

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'I'm sorry but I need your bed. I've just been kicked out my flat.'

'It's small, but it gets tons of light.'

Limbo Acres - A great place to live while wondering where to go next.

"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?"

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'