Moving Home Gifts

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

'And the 4th bedroom?'

Careless movers.

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

Housewarming Party

Nest building

"I can't stand living more than three blocks from a decent pizza place."

"No lady, I'm just the mover. Bob back there is the shaker."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Moving Home.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

"Uh-oh."

A Doctor Talks...Signs of Avian Flu.

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'I'm on my way dear!'

You will find this place is clean,but with a little work you can fix that.

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever moving to Tahiti...'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'