Moving Home Prints

'Don't look at me! Your cousin is the one who recommended them.'

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

'And the 4th bedroom?'

Careless movers.

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

Housewarming Party

Nest building

"I can't stand living more than three blocks from a decent pizza place."

"Why don't you want me to lay siege to this one? It's got two and a half baths and an eat-in kitchen."

"No lady, I'm just the mover. Bob back there is the shaker."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Moving Home.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

Moving Home

"Uh-oh."

A Doctor Talks...Signs of Avian Flu.

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'I'm on my way dear!'

You will find this place is clean,but with a little work you can fix that.

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever moving to Tahiti...'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."