Moving Houses Prints

Mattress sale

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Tortoise says: 'Times are hard, I've had to take in a lodger.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'We lived in a shoe until the landlord gave us the boot.'

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

Estate Agents - 'And it's only a short walk to the job centre.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

Yardless: Please help

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."