Elderly Explorer Gifts

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Vineyard

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Women

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

When Seniors Fly

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Retirement Age