Elderly Explorer Pillows

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Vineyard

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

When Seniors Fly

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Retirement Age