Age Explorers Pillows

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

You know you're middle aged...

A lady talking to a boy in the park

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

"Is it just me, or does being old not seem very old now that we're old?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

A boy acting suspiciously

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Fossil hunting

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

Conspiracy Theory Books

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"You look good for your age."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Retirement Age

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

Camp Wilderness.