Young Explorers Pillows

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'Are we there yet?'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

"This is it? No video?"

Fossil hunting

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"Look Mommy, hat!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

A boy acting suspiciously

"Would you like some wings?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"