Young Explorers Prints

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'Are we there yet?'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

"This is it? No video?"

Fossil hunting

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

A boy acting suspiciously

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."