Adulting Adventurers T-Shirts

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Life Extension Journal.

'She is being impossible again.'

Secrets of Adulthood.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

Period Of Transition

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"