Adolescence Adventurer T-Shirts

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you like some wings?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Childhood

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Local, free-range bug juice.