Ageless Adventurer Gifts

'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.

Senior Photos

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Upside-down birthday 61-19.

You're never too old for ballet!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"To be honest, a couple of years ago I picked an age and have stuck to it ever since."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"