Ageless Adventurer Gifts

'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.

Senior Photos

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Upside-down birthday 61-19.

You're never too old for ballet!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"To be honest, a couple of years ago I picked an age and have stuck to it ever since."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Women

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."