Beauty Rituals T-Shirts

"You look great. Let's go!"

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Friday

Curling your hair for no reason

Loofah Lady

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Vanity artist

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Red in tooth and claw.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

A couple lie in bed

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

Family Curling Habits

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

'I plucked my gray hair.'

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'