Morning Beauty Ritualists T-Shirts

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Spa

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Loofah Lady

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Father nursing his sick child

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Take me to your barista."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Wednesday wave.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...