Morning Beauty Ritualists Gifts

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Spa

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Loofah Lady

"Great coffee, Carole."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

Father nursing his sick child

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Take me to your barista."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...