Beauty Rituals Gifts

"You look great. Let's go!"

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Friday

Curling your hair for no reason

Loofah Lady

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Vanity artist

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

A couple lie in bed

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Family Curling Habits

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'I plucked my gray hair.'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'