Cleansing Rituals T-Shirts

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Friday

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

So Far So Good

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Vanity artist

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Wednesday wave.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

"Say when."

'I plucked my gray hair.'

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

Dowsing for Coffee

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Watermelon Cult

Detox. Before and after.