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'Low self esteem.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Friday

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Father nursing his sick child

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Vanity artist

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."