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Friday

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

So Far So Good

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

Just Because it's Tuesday

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Wednesday wave.'

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...