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'Is it Saturday, already?'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Friday

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Curate talking to miners

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Say when."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"Mom! It's Saturday."

Frame 6 reads: What brings you in on a Saturday?

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

Dowsing for Coffee

Staff Morale.

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."