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'Is it Saturday, already?'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Friday

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

So Far So Good

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Curate talking to miners

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

"Say when."

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"Mom! It's Saturday."

Frame 6 reads: What brings you in on a Saturday?

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Dowsing for Coffee

Staff Morale.

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

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