Daily Ritual Buff Pillows

'Low self esteem.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Friday

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

Father nursing his sick child

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Vanity artist

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'