Ringleader Gifts

'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

'Your USB port is open.'

"The farmer has increased my duties: I now need to cock-a-doodle-doo at sunrise, morning tea, lunchtime, afternoon tea, dinner and sunset..."

"Don't worry. I'm not here for your job. I'm here for your boss's job."

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Robot lady with robot dog

Wives in the Trees

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