Rhyming Ringleader Gifts

Poetry Knight

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Pink Bantha

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry Buff.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"I've got a pulse!"

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'Moon, June...'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'