Regulation Ringleader Gifts

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'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

How Many It Takes

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Stethoscope line.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

European Union versus Big Tech