Regulation Reformer Gifts

Stethoscope line.

'You might be right, Sir. You may be right!...'

Telecoms Law

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Arizona In Black

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Bureau of Power to the People

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

End Gun Violence

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

Pollution Look

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Sick America

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

A smoking gun emitting a pool of green slime

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'