Policy Reformist Gifts

'Why don't they just ban handguns and assault rifles?'

The Dollar Prison

Texas School Shooting

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

US v.s. Tech Giants

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Earth stove

Minority Report

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The recession is over, again.'

Russia Money Laundering

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank