Regulation Researcher Gifts

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

US v.s. Tech Giants

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The two faces of capitalism.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Pollution Look

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'