Regulation Explorer Gifts

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'They're doing their tests now?

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

With Jury Duty for All

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

Big Brother

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'Ah, those were great days. The Pre-Accountability Era.'

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'