Regulations Analyst Gifts

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'They're doing their tests now?

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."