Regulatory Analyst Gifts

'Ah, those were great days. The Pre-Accountability Era.'

To Be Fully Compliant - Deposit 50 cents.

Cloning Guidelines.

Romania bans the riding of bicycles on all roads.

D.C. Building Height Limits.

"But doesn't regulation 986B, part 89Q specifically state that you can't throw regulations out of the window?"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Environmental destruction agency secretary Scott Pruitt"

'They're doing their tests now?

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...