Regulatory Affairs Specialist Gifts

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Department of Commerce:'Regulate...Deregulate'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'We'll have to outsource smoking to China.'

"We're selling a box of sugar, but legal wants the disclaimer 'No Added Sugar'"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

'If the FDA tested and approved it, then maybe you better not take it.'

Doors/ Dept of Commerce: undersecretary in charge of de-regulation and ...re-regulation.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"Ask me something easy - like the meaning of life - over explaining government regulations."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Its name - Kamizak - just sounds too threatening."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

"Rilovonin? I don't like the sound of it - let's reject it."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'Honey, It's not the Feds, it's the pseudoe-feds.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'They're doing their tests now?

'They're going to shut down the FDA. They've been causing cancer in rats.'

'Finnegan's hurt bad, sir -- a crate of warning labels fell on him!'