Regulation Analyst Gifts

A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.

"Take us to your Mayor Bloomberg."

How self-regulation is meant to work and how it does work.

"Deregulation is working. Look at how much we're saving."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'They're doing their tests now?

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...