Regulation Reviewer Gifts

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'They're doing their tests now?

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Nice Apology, Mark

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Maze of legalities.