Regulation Reviewer T-Shirts

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'They're doing their tests now?

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

Maze of legalities.

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'