Regulation Specialist T-Shirts

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

CAUTION (sign tripped over)

Bureaucrats at Work

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Tempest in a Teapot

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

World Financial Mafia

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.