Regulation Explorer Pillows

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'They're doing their tests now?

With Jury Duty for All

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Big Brother

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'Ah, those were great days. The Pre-Accountability Era.'

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

When the feds combine offices: US department of commerce & immigration...importing, exporting, deporting