Reincarnation Rambler Gifts

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

reincarnated worm...

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"I can see our house from here."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Buddhist photo albums,

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Licensing Officer

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I asked you to come alone."

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'Fire straw one!'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller