Reincarnation Rambler Prints

reincarnated worm...

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Buddhist photo albums,

Souvenirs.

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Licensing Officer

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I asked you to come alone."

Hillbilly.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller