Relativity Rambler Prints

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Artex cartoon

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Licensing Officer

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

'Fire straw one!'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

A Hunting Party.

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

Country Cat/City Car

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."