Relativity Rambler Prints

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Artex cartoon

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Licensing Officer

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'Fire straw one!'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.