Routine Rambler Gifts

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

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'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"He misses his commute ."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Licensing Officer

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Airport Cheerleader

Mountaineers milk.